Starring Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau
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Oscar Madison: I’m in for a quarter.
Murray: Aren’t you going to look at your cards first?
Oscar Madison: What for? I’m gonna bluff anyway. Who gets a Pepsi?
Murray: I get a Pepsi.
Oscar Madison: My friend Murray the policeman gets a warm Pepsi.
Roy: You still didn’t fix the refrigerator. It’s been two weeks now – no wonder it stinks in here.
Oscar Madison: Temper, temper. If I wanted nagging, I’d go back with my wife. I’m out. Who wants food?
Murray: What do you got?
Oscar Madison: I got, uh, brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches. Which one do you want?
Murray: What’s the green?
Oscar Madison: It’s either very new cheese or very old meat.
Murray: I’ll take the brown.
[Oscar hands Murray a sandwich which Murray starts wolfing down]
Roy: Are you crazy? You’re not going to eat that, are you?
Murray: I’m hungry!
Roy: His refrigerator has been out of order for two weeks now. I saw milk standing in there that wasn’t even in the bottle!
Oscar Madison: What are you, some kind of health nut? Eat, Murray, eat!
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Had a great laugh at this. It’s unfortunate that today I can only enjoy comedy if dated back to the years 1930’s – 1990’s, back when what they said trumped what they did.